PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then